871: 4"Stud
I'm gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.
Notes and highlights from this episode The 4 Stud Fruity Fruity Newsletter: I don't think the dog would say that, Stevie
Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Happy New Year
Friends of Bill W. = Alcoholics Anonymous
Chemda is the only girl, that's weird
Keith is sick
The Kiss Off: Just forget it, Bobby is a sick human being
2009: No flying cars. No H3O. But plenty of leap seconds.
Chemda is the worst sportsman
Dane Cook's brother steals from him
4Stud performs Time Bomb by Keith Malley
Missing an arm and a leg: Party! Amputee! Super Party!
Here's $20 to destroy the house
Bombing Israel
George Lucas Fucks You: Star Wars the Musical
4Stud is married
Merry X-Mas: Rite Aid gift surprise!
Elmo: Money first, picture second
The Wrestler: Thank You Axl Rose
Younger Chris: He's alright
Keith is a cop
Dick Clark is dead
Shut up at the movie theater, I might have a gun!
Polish Man finds his wife working at brothel
870: 1st Annual KATGuh Awards
Was that the first time Chemda realized that she was dating a drunk?
Notes and highlights from this episodeBest Fight
Chemda vs McNally – 74 Hour Podcast
Keith vs Chemda – Keepin’ it Real
Max vs Keith and Chemda – 409 New Friend Request
Hadar vs Chemda – 712 Once a Year
Most Shocking Moment
Abortion Surprise – 320 Use a Condom
Balls Out – 707 Bonus!
Filtered Urine – 638 Spring Cleaning
KATG Tattoos – 370 Baby’s First Tattoo
Most Touching Moment
Brolo’s Mom – 724 Brother Love’s Mother
Marriage Proposal – 74 Hour Podcast
Michael's Way Out – 649 Dead Funny
WAD – 736 KATG Kills
Best Musical Performance
Bobby Mitchell – 74 Hour Podcast
FMOS – 74 Hour Podcast
Keith, Chemda, and McNally – 651 KATG the Musical
Chemda, Patrice, and Keith – 517 Justice
Best Rant
Nappy Hair – 480 Rules to Forgiveness
Jeff – Jeff the Jerkoff
Brad – 288 Brad’s Awesome Letter
PodShow and Sirius - 486 HAHA!
Best Phone Call
Step Brother Fucker – 320 Use a Condom
Bobcat Goldthwaite – 368 Bobcat Goldthwaite
Ein – 715 Our Own Fans
Gabrielle – 596 Kids Talk
Best Injury
Chemda Dehydrated – 139 Who’s Sicker
Keith’s Toe – 454 Busted
Michael’s Neck – 709 Cavemen and The Girl
Deuce Stabbed – 502 Do You Love Me?
Best Game
Lick My Suck My – 160 Adam Visits
1 to 10 Game – 285 Love Meter
Which Fart is Mine – 709 Cavemen and The Girl
Kid Nation Game – 601 As Bitch is to Cunt
869: The O-Word
You can have some of my butt.
Notes and highlights from this episodePicking on Jesse Joyce the Comedy Snob
Pakistan Doesn't Exist, Pizzeria
The KATGuhs
How to take care of your baby: Teaching real life lessons
youtube Comments: You're a double dick
Some guy will wear your shirt: Free money everyone! Get some!
Indecent Proposal
Ask Dina: I'm too sensitive; Dina's father passes away
Man loses $67 million lawsuit over lost pants
Pussy Schools: You're not ALL talented
MADE: Fat effeminate boys want to transform into manly men
True Life: Hippies live off nature and the grid
Marshmallow Pigs: Teachers tell you your kids are fat
Passenger sues airline for making him so drunk he beat his wife
Egyptian man offers daughter to shoe-throwing Iraqi reporter
Celebrity Rehab: Jeff Conaway gets kicked out and Andy Dick is a mess
Jeremy Piven has too much mercury
Bristol Palin's boyfriend's mother arrested for drug felonies
868: Integrity
I only became a drunk when you started drinking less.
Notes and highlights from this episodeStarting with Jesus
Keith Malley has a clean asshole
How to Take Care of a Baby: Turns out these tings cry
Jesse Joyce is outsourced to robots
Drew Carey cracks himself up
Stealing Moms: No, I get to pick the price of this item!
Tesla = White People
Shot Execution Style: Kid Brooklyn goes to dinner
Macaques and Nincompoops
Paul Abdul's stalker commits suicide
Simon Cowell has integrity
Mickey Mouse Clubbers get a second chance
The Office Cameos
Person of the Year: Barack Obama
Beyonce wants to be Wonder Woman and Eddie Murphy wants to be The Riddler
Burger King has a cologne
The Real Desperate Housewives of Orange County: A room of a Picasos has this better-than-you attitude
House Husbands of Hollywood
The Tempestt Bledsoe Show: Chemda is a cat
Dennis Quaid wins malpractice suit
Ed McMahon will not be homeless
New shows on MTV: Meh
Tom Cruise wanted to kill Adolf Hitler as a child
Socks the Cat has cancer
Jessica Simpson only washes her hair twice a month
Nicole Kidman plays a didgeridoo and ends up barren
Keanu Reeves still uses a typewriter
867: Smarter Than
Quit rippin' off the fuckin' workin' man!
Notes and highlights from this episodeA Bad Day: Yay, ice cream cake!
Your Fetus is Twittering
The Price is Right is fixed: Guy wins entire show
Top Chef is racist... in the good way, I guess
Comedy Evolves: The Cosby Show was funny and Theo is gay
Diana's Essay: A+ you little cock tease
Blow Intern Mike: His nerves need sucked out
Measuring your child's underwear for research
Ex-cop's wife disappears for a year so he remarries
Is this racist?: Muslim arrested for wearing a head scarf
Muscles Marinara: The Kid from Brooklyn
Boycott youtube: It's not yours, hippie
866: Watch Your Kids
I just finished. Gotcha!
Notes and highlights from this episodeBabysitting: These tings are chick magnets
Twitter inside my dick-hole
How do I explain I punched your baby?
Sean Avery just wants to be a dick
To Catch a Predator: Dear Santa Claus
Ass-tapping, what's your defense?
Pedophiles and Debtors Prison
Small Town Minds: You have a colorful group of friends
John Walsh finds his son's murderer
The news is funny
Watching your babysitter
Holocaust enthusiast or denier?: I named my son Adolf, so?!
Throwing a 60-year-old
Getting high off of AIDS medicine
I know I robbed your house, but a ghost won't let me leave
865: Greater Than
You are so fuckin' jealous...
Notes and highlights from this episodeFather Malley's Letter: The get your shit together prayer
Father Joyce's Fire Alarm
Scott Sigler's Curse
Iraqi Reporter throws shoes at Bush
Bigger Stronger Faster: Steroids are great, Bro. Oops I guess you died
AMAZING!: Woman uses internet while she is asleep
Sloppy Seconds: Sean Avery is kicked off the team
SNL goes too far: David Paterson is NOT offended, also a funny guy
Sharon Osbourne assaults Megan of whore fame
The Eggsbox 360: Shocker
Comedy Evolves: I shit on Bill Cosby's face
KATG in 2008: Marriage, PoPA, Disowned, P! Super P! and the 74-hour Podcast
Andy Rooney doesn't care what you think
The Funniest Guy in Greenbay
Purple is the new Red: No grades lower than 50%
864: Spooky 2.0
It will be on my tombstone.
Notes and highlights from this episodeGo Raiders: Daddy doesn't love you
Dina is Absent
Twitter Party: Twitter your balls; Finish your story, Intern Mike
Frost/Nixon: They karate fight and Frost wins
spooky's stories: This is Kim and she's for your birthday
spooky and Amber: I hate you, but I really need that yam recipe, P.S. go fuck yourself
Scores is closing down
Cheap Vibrators Cause Cancer
Macaulay Culkin's sister dies
The Good Son was hi-larious!
863: The Red Pen
We had to have hung out at least three times before threatening to kill me.
Notes and highlights from this episodePatrice is your cardio
50/50: Do we like Matt?
Good Parenting: Getting Beat for hiccups and laughs
Pussifying the World: Red Pens can hurt your feelings
Comedy/Tragedy: You slit your throat, yay! ...oh no
Celebrity Rehab: Shifty swallows a heroin balloon; Jeff Conaway kicks his wife
Keith does Crack
Bromance and Kentucky Fried Tub Hoes: This whole generation = FAIL
Twitter Party: Party! Aspie Party!
The Economic Crisis: Paris Hilton wears happy colors
Angelina is having another baby
Woof!: DMX is arrested again
Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey are pregnant with butterflies
Hollywood is Pregnant: It's not a clown car people...
Steve O is on dancing with the stars
Golden Globe nominations: Place your bets!
A Period Piece: School is boring and it's KEITH'S fault?!
JCVD: It's hard to be humble when you're so bad-ass
Ignorant YouTube Comments: Nigga! Nigga! Kike! Nigga!
862: Yoink
When they're dead I can't make them cry.
Notes and highlights from this episodeHeavenly Attire: Peacocking; Bears or Beers?
F-Mos twitters deep thoughts: lololol
Buying Your Parent's Love
Gifting: Candy Salad, Flowers and Alcohol
Reminding yourself of hate
Yoink City: Chemda steals food and has learned nothing
Lighting Shit on Fire: Ah, the ole' country!
Preparing for Death
Coming Clean: Do you have children and/or the following venereal diseases?
Matt changes students lives
No one remembers Keith
Food Fight: They got mad cause you cleaned so good
Everyone is Fat: Bacon is the best condiment
Britney Spears is #1
Jews from Queens: KISS will save the music industry
861: His Image
Never been more offended...
Notes and highlights from this episodePicking Jesus out of a crowd: He's definitely not black
World War II is solved
Open Bar: I don't need to socialize
Playing Doctor: Does Keith like you enough to save you?
Fat Marshmallow Pigs: Oprah falls off the wagon
Bigger Stronger Faster
Fantasy Football is Dungeons and Dragons
Jay Leno is the greatest comic in the history of ever
Saudi Arabia: Jesus don't know nothin'
Ben Franklin invents the coonskin cap
Tom Cruise is on The Hills
Happily Married: Don't drag me down with you
How to Talk to Girls: The Movie
Selling Senate Seats
860: Turn it Down
If you ever just feel like yelling at me: Don't.
Notes and highlights from this episodeFive Hail Marries and Two Glory Bes
A Mother's Love: You didn't know I hated scarves!
Chinese Democracy: Give it a chance
Slumdog Millionaire: 20 Thousand Rubies!
Russell Brand wins Best Stand-Up Award
Torture Songs: Barney and Disco
A mum burns WIMP into her daughter's neck
The Simpsons Porn
Three's Company: Jack Tripper loves cock sandwiches
Goodbye Polaroid
We have this friend: How about don't yell at me
Party! Birthday Super Party!: Matt B rocks it
Dream House on Foreclosure
Employees live paycheck to paycheck: Just be an architect instead!
Mellow Out: We're going fucking live
859: Get Over Yourself
I don't want my dick back in a knot. Just suck it.
Notes and highlights from this episodeParty! Super Birthday Party!
BYOB: Goldschlager
Weird ADD: Can you find your shit or not?
1 Guy, 1 Cup: A jar in your asshole, oops it's broken
eHarmony for Gays
OJ Simpson gets 15 years in prison
Russell Brand plays Arthur
Jeremymas: Cured!
Bad Cop directs traffic
Self-Diagnosis: But I got a free coupon with my batteries, doctor
Celebrity Rehab: Shifty returns and rape makes you a whore
Ask Dina: Poor Actress/Waitress wants to mooch off of sugar-daddy; Reverse Racism, waaaah!
25 Smartest People on TV: Seth MacFarlane and Judd Apatow win
How to Talk to Girls: A 9-year-old writes a book
Going to the Spa: Don't forget the butt!
858: No Thank You
You're better than me. The End.
Notes and highlights from this episodeThanksgiving with the Caribbeans: You're just particular, enjoy your mudslide
Big Time Keith: You're an adult. You make the rules.
Planned Parenthood Gift Cards: That wouldn't suit my fancy
Getting rid of AIDS: You're still fat
Sibling Rivalry: I don't get it, why do you bother doing this?
Building a Community: No Thanks!
How to P! Super P!
Ugandan men booby trapped with literal tits!
No more Bratz Dolls
Prussian Blue: Weiss Weiss Weiss
Britney Spears makes a comeback
Britney's first husband goes to jail
Forbes' Best Celebrity Meltdowns
William Balfour is guilty
Trophy Wife starring Megan
Kim Kardashian is an ambassador
Jessica Simpson goes to college
Morgan Freeman has a mistress
The New Apprentice: The Irrelevant Dummy Edition
Shauna Sands gets beat by her husband
Jamie Lynn, you're fat because you're pregnant not because you're fat
A one year old Saudi Arabian is pregnant
Creed makes a comeback
857: Use Your Illusion
Where are the coloreds getting their water?
Notes and highlights from this episodePat Dixon has a dick face
Comedy: Try to find the one good joke in your sad, miserable life
Black Comedians crack themselves up
AIDS: The dietary supplement
Andy Rooney has the Economy Blues
Old People: I don't need 'em
Couples Therapy: We've broken up. Problem solved.
Dr. Pepper: Fuck the free-soda-givers
Revenge: Better safe than sorry
856: For Crying Out Loud
Sometimes we have really creepy moments.
Notes and highlights from this episodeHumans United Against Robots: Get Ready
Newsy 2.0: Rebirth or Bullshit?
Your games are casinos, Japan
Date Day: Fight!
Black Friday: Save 50 bucks for minor torture and possible death
New York City: The Land of Peacocks
Condoms in the Wii Bag
The PUA Finale: I'm in a contest to kiss? Done!
A Me Day: Go have fucking fun!
You Know How Matt B. Gets: Chopsticks vs. Forks
Pulling Teeth: Spooky, not everyone is invited to P!SP!
Your number is on the iPhone commercial
Greg Giraldo wins the roast
The Wild West Comedy Show: Vince Vaughn is gay and full of wisdom
Foreplay isn't good for your vagina
Keith goes on a diet, again
Boys get drunk on mineral water at restaurant
An Eye for an Eye: Jealous man must have his eyes burned with acid
Call of Duty: Why do I have to do all the work?
Gay penguins steal eggs from straight birds
McNally and Ayn don't click
855: Nerve
I will destroy your life. I'm not kidding.
Notes and highlights from this episodeCrazy Mike relapses
Carnage in India, Al Qaeda bombs the subway
Mike quits comedy and moves to LA with his dick in his hand
Auditioning: You'd be great for the role if you didn't suck at this
Brook Burke wins Dancing with the Stars
The Bitch Smack: Punching your way to friendship
New York Courtesy: You're too nice, asshole
Newsy 2.0: From Gossip Queen to Dick Collector to Nice Guy
AA: Fuck your life, I'm here!
The Worst Thing Mike Has Ever Done
854: Hit 'Em!
Sounds a little Hate Crime to me...
Notes and highlights from this episodeiPhone Malfunction
Don't Stand So Close: Every song is about fucking
Hate Crimes: I don't know who I can and can't punch, MY LIFE IS CHAOS!
Jodie Sweetin gets divorced
Playing with the Panda Bears: But they're so soft in teddy-bear form!
You owe me $20 million, President Bush!
Surprise, it's my dick in a jar!
Illegal Fake Dicks: Do your research!
Fat Marshmallow Pigs: I didn't sign up to be fat on TV!
Oops, I forgot my rifle
Your sibling is an asshole and it's all your fault
Family Christmas: But we hate each other!
Australia is racist
853: Act Like a Man
Get ready to punch your friend in the face.
Notes and highlights from this episodeVan Halen, Las Vegas
$200 Red Bull
Cheech writes Mexicany children's books
The Best Joke Ever: Wetbacks, wet blacks, fat hacks and blackjack
Star Struck: You know me from television!
Gambling: My money is more important than your money
Bankrupt: But I NEED my million dollar jets!
Relax, John Lennon, the Vatican forgives you
Self-Publishing: Keith's book is fucked
Tears or Tits: BenVuhHuh's new girlfriend
Prejudice Minorities: E-Harmony doesn't like gays
In love with your friend-with-benefits
PUA, Keep Your Diginity: It's beautiful how you spread your legs while you sit, sluuuurrp
Hitting Your Friends: Stop it!
The Cathouse Menu: Alright, what's in that one? Blowjobs and fruit?
Jesse Joyce's website uses frames, does he do math with an abacus too?
Giving Away Your Store: Oops, I twittered my business away
852: Told Ya So
They have to admit that Keith Malley is nicer than Adam Curry.
Notes and highlights from this episodeForgetting Sarah Marshall is funny
Sarah Palin pardons one turkey and kills 1,000
Mevio fucks with Dawn and Drew: First dance for us, no, but seriously, do not be difficult
Keith is beautiful: Your fans are hilarious the way they make me cry!
Gay and Super-Gay: You are whatever package you're rocking at the time
Comical Radio: Hey what's up, niggas?
Old Friends: Don't listen to the show, but by the way, I have a show
Dr. Pepper gives away free soda for Chinese Democracy
Mikaeel Jackson is Muslim
Goodness Gracious: Bartender sets woman on fire
Instant Darwinism: Florida teen kills self in internet chat room
Miss America, you're a bitch
Twilight: 100 year old vampire tries to fuck 17-year-old girl
851: The Ol' Switcheroo
I demand that everyone act appropriately.
Notes and highlights from this episodeThe Relationship... is finished
Make it Clap: Patrice is doubly gyno'ed with a thumb in her butt
Marina you're fat: He's not a guy goddamn it!
Keith's breasts milk taste like beer
Your dorm is racist
Prostitute Milk: I'm not asking for a waterfall
Chad Blue knows how I shoot: Rapper gets 20 years after writing song about shooting
That's not an apology, Intern
Woman owes 1 cent on her mortgage and loses her shit
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden break up
Criss Angel sucks the lip gloss off Holly Madison
The Sexiest Men Alive
Suge Knight sues Kanye West and Police for losing his earrings
Britney Spears' $20K Christmas card
Taco Bell sues 50 Cent back
50/50: Madonna and Guy divorce
850: Newsy's Twat
Here's a picture of my dick. That should tide you over.
Notes and highlights from this episodeCindy Adams and the amazing 20-Cent Breakfast
Family Christmas: Meh
Charlie Texts: Nigga, call me!
The Emotional Penis
Payback: Newsy's Penis
Gay sex is hard
Guys: Damn girl, do you have a permit for that ass?
Being a PUA: I didn't even want all the pussy!
My Bad doesn't make all the pain go away, Intern
Caffeine or Decaf? Doesn't matter, because you're an asshole!
Alexandra Dupre apologizes for fucking your husband
spooky returns from Australia
Hugh Jackman is the sexiest man alive
Florida Voters write in Hillary Clinton, None of the Above, Ron Paul, Chuck Norris and Jesus
849: The Pick-Up Artist
If someone hands you The Meaning of Life, how do you go on living?
Notes and highlights from this episodeMeh, Frenemies and Borange Juice
You've Stolen My Essence: Crying at your Gyno
Soccer Players take off pants to block goalie's vision
Mike the Pick-up Artist: Peacocking and Fuck Oil
Never go on a first date on salvia
Big Marshmallow Pigs: Richard Simmons and Dr. Phil
Your older sister can suck two cocks at once
1 to 10: What is Myka?
Rachel Ray in Maxim
Being the Loudest is being the Douchest
Mike helps Gilbert understand Keith's Justice
Weird Compliments: You're so funny!...today
848: Timing is Everything
Yes, you were a jerk. Everyone hates you for what you did.
Notes and highlights from this episodeJames Bond makes $74 million this weekend
Toucans like cock: Intern Mike does written stand-up
College: PotatoE's professor shits himself
The Pick-Up Artist: Mystery, you're hat is stupid, and that is MY neg
Wanda Sykes is a homo
The Podfather: Ricky Gervais, you're only funny half the time
Can I have Emerald Status on your asshole?
Keith hates all his XBox friends
The Hammer
Our buddy Vince is coming back to Queens
Writing a book for Jodie Sweetin = $$$$
Spanish Nectar Aye Yie Yie: You can't taste the vodka at all
You're drunk, Chemda!
Big Marshmallow Pigs: West Virginia is the fattest city in the world
911 Operators are douches
Victimizing your Robber: I need my laptop
Woman gets caught for making her children panhandle
847: Baby's First Show
All your compliments offend me.
Notes and highlights from this episodeAlone on Thanksgiving
The Baby Whisperer
Child Bearing: I didn't knock her up
Call of Duty: Let's get those fucking Nips
Twittering Plants
Your mom still bathes you
Don't shake the baby
Madonna's lists; Your parents hate each other
Projectile poo and 8-second long farts
Woman's Integrity: I can't have sex with an old rich asshole
A man had a baby!: Fuck you and go fuck yourself
Ask Bipolar Dina: How to Entertain Guests by Dina: Hot Pockets and Pizza Bites; Am I a freak because I am single?
A Vote for Obama is a Vote for Satan
Voting for the Issues: Honey, this is boring
Big Marshmallow Pigs: Woman divorces husband after infidelity on Second Life
Man gets hit in the balls and gets 1.2 million dollars
Charles wants to be King
Kanye West is the voice of our generation
846: The Crazy and the Drunk
Can I get a party size glass of that?
Notes and highlights from this episodePrisoner launders himself out of jail
Gang member too fat for his cell
German causes gas explosion while trying to kill himself
Mainline on the nuts: Paula Abdul's stalker commits suicide
The Greatest Singers of All Time
John Mayer gets a variety show
Jennifer Aniston says Angelina Jolie is so uncool
Adam Sandler's daughter has a rough face
Mad TV is cancelled
The Neverland Ranch: Sold!
Town of Batman Turkey sues Batman Movie
Stephen Baldwin gets Hannah Montana tattoo
Intern Mike is a druggie and PotatoE is a drunk
The Chocolate Show: Patrice dances with a monkey
Jesse Metcalfe falls off a balcony and survives
845: Keith's Friends
You're not gonna pervert our relationship.
Notes and highlights from this episodeBrother Love is human cocaine
Just go to the strip club, damn it!
Keith Malley is a Veteran
Beth from Philly's tits
I'm gonna go home and get naked. Well, I'm gonna go home and eat a sandwich
The Kebob Kings
Keepin' It Real
Powder my breasts; Clean my asshole
Hiccups for a Year
Your roommate is an asshole, but so sweet when he wants to be
Sellout: No, you cannot draw a home to live in
Cooking Oil in Your Face
844: City Country
You know what's in my brain right now? Fucking you, 9-year-old.
Notes and highlights from this episodeMike the Intern cleans out the cum keyboard
Gun Sales Go Up, White Presidents Go Down
My uterus is currently occupied
Leave the house
You're responsible, kill yourself
Rated R.
Dr. Phil talks about Salvia: So, it's bad?
Ace Freely is gay
Your kids are stupid
BBC fires racist radio host
Brolo's sister draws black penises
Stop Snoring: The the only time you may hit a woman
Don't pick up the phone, your girlfriend's a bitch
Party Super Party After Party Jerk Off Room
3-Ways and Kid Rock
Team Keith and Beth
Kelly Pickler, you're a liar!
The Cougar: You're a Giver. And Done.
Ding Dong Ditch: You're going to the Moseses
Mexican Nectar Aye Yie Yie
843: Grownups
You get nothing until you apologize to me!
Notes and highlights from this episodeMelissa Etheridge stops paying taxes
Your T-shirt is you for the day
Quit your laughing at the dead, Keith and Chemda
Live Shows are too expensive
Eats Paste: Jesus must not have been a breast man
Dawn and Drew: You get nothing until you apologize!
Steven Lipski urinates on your head
You're a drunk
Party! Super Party! and soup
Keith's List
Playing like Adults: Yay, we're hosting a party! Weee!
Trivial Pursuit: Genius Edition!
Dark Lobe has atheist depression
Selling Keith Out
842: Runaway
You have the disease that I don't like to hang out with.
Notes and highlights from this episodeTim Robbins wants attention
Coin Toss settles school board tie
The Chocolate Show: Don't sharpie me
Michael Ian Black: I only enjoyed him because I enjoy him
The Happening: I just turned into rice, THE END
Role Models: 10 stars
Gilmore Girls starring Sebastian Bach
Celebrity Rehab 2: Tawny Kitaen craves rehab; Rodney King, you can't predict the future; Gary Busey, your face is crooked
I Don't Pity You: You're still a murderer and you're still a shitty boyfriend
15-year-old runs away with XBox, falls out of tree and dies
If you feel like an amputee then you should be an amputee
Ask Dina: Should Steve move?; New Fucking York City; Jenny has a crush on a dentist; Dina has a drinking problem
Smokers cannot foster children
Woman drives rapist to police station after he falls asleep
Financial Expert: I want this at a different price, in a different portion, made with different ingredients
841: Ladies' Troubles
This is going to end badly.
Notes and highlights from this episodeBlack Christmas: Negroes stand in line and behave
Erykah Badu is a fake Kwanzaa Black, put your afro back on
The Salon Incident: I don't take pills for this, Nigger!
You honestly think all drugs should be illegal?
Woman demands aerosol can be returned to continue her buzz
Allison the Huffer: frrrrrrrrpt
Sarah Palin doesn't know history and shit
Bill O' Reilly: We'll do it live, fuck it!
Tim Robbins has the right to vote
Amy Winehouse fights photographers in celebration!
Celebrity Rehab 2: 10 thousand stars!
Sex in the City: Let's make a sequel!
Justin Timberlake has ugly in his dick
Jessica Simpson's hairdresser fights the paparazzi
Carnie Wilson is a bitch
Reality TV: Bodega and Polo
Tracy Morgan doesn't go to strip clubs
Lance Bass is winning Dancing with the Stars
Danny Bonaduce pays $16K a month in wife tax
840: Erection Day
The problem is your penis wasn't out.
Notes and highlights from this episodeHope and Change wipes the slavery slate clean
Bobby Kennedy calls it
Germans engineer babies and make cars
Assassinated: We do not need an A-Rab president; Barack Hussein Obama
Jesse Jackson is full of shit
Yes, I voted for him because he's black, but that doesn't make me a racist!
Patriotic Titty Bars: Keith has a dick innie
Jesse defends the whores
Pulling Your Penis Out: So, what do we do next?
Michael Crichton dies
Jesse is Haughty
You didn't do salvia, you were raped
839: Master Debater
If he's wet, he's a pedophile!
Notes and highlights from this episodeThe Awkward Kings of Comedy: I don't get it
Hannibal's girlfriend gets weird, but that's expected
Abraham Lincoln is actually not black
Throw veterans a vote, how could that hurt?
Getting Waxed: They're sneaking Muslims in here
Retards vote for everything twice
Ten Dollar Dentist
Old Lady Cursive
Indecent Proposition: drugs are good
You just smack her and I'll worry about the rest
Joe the Plumber
Alaskan leaders get tried for corruption
Just Desserts: You don't get to be a whiny little bitch in the army, Jew!
838: Vote Obama
The phone number's open for your apology, you fuckin' bitch.
Notes and highlights from this episodeRe Up: 'Cause I'm a bad motherfucker
Apple Records holds a grudge against iTunes
The Whistle Register
Charlie tries to kill himself
Balut: Fertilized Duck Embryo Abortions
PotatoE does Salvia
All MS Sympathizers are Liars: Hilter is fucking you in the ass, Carissa
The Brotherhood: A thousand snot blowing Asians
Ex-Convict guns down trick-or-treater
Prank calling Sarah Palin
Live on a Big Boat: This video is nonlinear, as in you watch it in a field
Vagina roons lives
Jonathon Ross loses 2.4 million dollars for being the bloody funniest comedian ever
CaptainFantasticFasterThanSupermanSpidermanBatmanWolverineHulkAndTheFlashCombined
Groom sets fire to wedding to avoid marriage; I'd rather burn a building down than confront your bullshit
837: N.D.P.A.C.
Good comedy is based on research.
Notes and highlights from this episodeHanding out Candy: The fuck are all these kids doing here?!
Chris' Girlfriend: Your personality is having a hard time
Psychic Bitch: YOU ARE A DUMB BITCH, CHARLIE WANTS TO KEBAB YOU
Kid Capricious: you're just as bad as a child molester
Ask Dina: Dina is having a bad year; Jimmy's friend is going to kill himself; Will my babies come out retarded?
Politics: More democrats are voting; 20 calls a day, Republicans!
Let's help retards vote, a-duh-buh-duh Obama duh-buh
Only Assholes Get MS: KATG share a seat with their colleague in hate, Adolf Hitler
836: Breathless
Do we need to stop this?
Notes and highlights from this episodeTwittering Drunks
McNally does Salvia
Rest in Peace and 50 Other Hilarious Stories
Jennifer Hudson's brother-in-law did it!
Hilary Duff: Reach Out and Touch Me
If you jerked to Beyonce's left, you're gay
Rob Reiner's mom dies
Jeff Ross's Aunt Tique
Joaquin Phoenix quits
Aldo is Patrice's gay husband
Kids are cunts and people are bullshit
Soul Men and The Last Dragon: Get your black out
Candid Camera Halloween: No candy for you!
Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce: I understand that my actions have upset you...
Britney's dad is still in control
AC/DC and The Beatles do Guitar Hero, mmmm money!
835: Coconut in the Garage with the Noose
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